I knew it was a great idea to bring my clippers on the bus today... I figured it was time to give PP a nice buzz cut... maybe I should've mentioned the fact that those clippers had been used to trim pubes many a time... ehh.. no biggie... so yeah.. After the initial swipe... PP really couldn't stay mad.. what's he gonna do after that... glue it back on his head??? I even used that incident to my advantage when we came across Vanessa... this 4 foot 8 inch puerto rican piece of ass! I offered her a hundred bucks to help us fix the monstrosity of a hair cut that PP was sporting.. and you know how puerto rocks are... anything for the ca$h! I couldn't get over how fuckin' short this chick was.. she could almost completely stand up in the van! This chick was just 2 inches above the legal height of a little person... I love that shit.. all compact and shit.. Big c cup breasts on a short chick make them look that much bigger.. not to mention her juicy round butt... as we've all come to learn.. I. the Dirty One.. have that gift of gabb and can sell water to a whale... with that being said... the sex filming the ensued is one for the books! Don't believe me.. check the trailer.... it was great! The Dirty One...